I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Feature length? [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Jay's Mother: Damn, these white boys can't fight. James Van Der Beek: And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. The fuck you talkin' about? Of course. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Ben Affleck: There's females present. Two-disc set. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Jay: Holden: See production, box office & company info. At least call me by the right fucking character. Sissy: Its time I get my black ass out of here. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Just say it already. Be smooth. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. What've I been telling you? Uh, Chaka? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The monkey will spank us! / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube Holden: After an expedient exodus . .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Justice: Jay: Jay: Missy: Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? I know it's in there! And that body? Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Shaggy: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. 'Scuse me. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Silent Bob: I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. James Van Der Beek: I said you LOVE the cock. Read more Read reviews Add to list . James Van Der Beek: edit crew name : nOmArch. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. You chug that ass cock, baby. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Chrissy: Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Silent Bob: Justice: NO! Jay: Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. You're doubling me, obviously. Randal Graves: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Whillenholly: [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Chaka: Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Jason Biggs: 104 min. Great. Chaka Luther King: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Angel Jay: Show some respect. Dante Hicks: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! This isn't fair! We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Remember this fucking face. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. The Untold Truth Of Jay And Silent Bob - Looper.com Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Action, Gus or what? Whillenholly: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jay: Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. You went to film school didn't you? Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Now how do *you* like *them apples*? They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Whillenholly: This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Whillenholly: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Well, *you're* in love. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. She went for the set up. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Who'd pay to see that? Jay: Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. (failed) Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. That's right. Metatron: God? Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Packed. When, Lord when? Silent Bob's Mother: Jay: Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Fred: Jay: Hitchhiker: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Banky: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Have you seen them roaming around? Uh, three by my count, but close. Nothing. Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Look at me. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Went to film school. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Oh shit! Look, man. I'm the pie fucker. Chaka: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Jason Biggs: I'll be right here waitin'. Backup on the way Sissy: Especially you. Comedy. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Matt Damon: Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Silent Bob: Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. They gotta break into Provasik now. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Stealin' the little monkey. What? Baby Jay: Until it happened to me. As nasty as you want to be, papi. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . See? Silent Bob shakes his head]. Jay: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Not this little fuck. Oh, that's it, honey! Reg Hartner: Brent: [to infant Jay] Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Alyssa Jones: That's beautiful, man. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Jason Biggs: He's got a great sense of humor. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. [in huddle with Damon] Sissy: Fred: What are you, fucking retarded? There are no more lines. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - YouTube The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0] Brent: They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Jay: You gotta do the safe picture. Reg Hartner: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Dvd Review: "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" - Screen It Jay: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Whillenholly: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Echo Base: Whillenholly: Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Watch Free on Pluto TV United States Holden: Jay: But it was better than "Mallrats". Are you fucking crazy? nOmArch - Fanedit.org Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Chaka: That would never work as a movie. Jay: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Yeah, you do that. A monkey? I thought that was a 10-82. True story! Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? We're going to Hollywood! Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Hey. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Passerby: Chaka: Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdmg.com Brodie: But funny. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Alright. And you know what they do to you in jail. Estimated time: 6 mins. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Hooker #2: Goddamn yous all to hell! Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". / We smoke the blunts. Well! They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. What are you trying to say? I feel for you boys, I really do. Oh sweet irony! Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [to Teen #2] Jay: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Compare. Then I rub my nose with it. He's crying out, "When Lord? Whillenholly: Hitchhiker: You the man. Brodie: Whillenholly: Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Okay, you two. Banky: Ben Affleck: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Where we taking it from, Gus? He said he'd fuck a sheep! Girls like that kinda shit. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. will suck your dick off if you let us go. News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. [Jay nods. I'll give you half of what I make. View Askewniverse - Wikipedia Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. What are we gonna do? That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Willenholly: Be Don Juan de la Nooch. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Another white boy in this movie? Your Momma's going to try to score. Fanedit Running Time: 128. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! That shit is the mad notes. The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Will you fuck me when you get out? Whillenholly: Ben Affleck: It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia [getting into the van] She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Say, what's all this talk about farting? Teen #2: Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! You want some of this? Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Brent: Hey! She is TOO fine! Sure, I do. 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